Catharina | January 27, 1992 | Germany
This is where I ignore my depression.
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
CAN YOU GUYS STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMG
WHEN I DREAM OF FLYING THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I DO IT OMFG
- What does “curves in all the right places” mean? What are the right places? How many curves does this describe? What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
- Why do people always smirk before they go down on girls? Is this the universal I-am-licking-you-in-intimate-places expression?
- The fuck does turgid even mean? Whenever I hear this word I picture something to do with fabric.
- Member? Member of what? Member of the I-have-a-dick club?
- Why is it called his “manhood”? Is he like a camel, except instead of storing water in a hump, he stores testosterone in his dick? I can’t imagine that being very effective.
- Why are her eyes “orbs”? Seriously, is that the best word you can find to describe them? Same with “cerulean” - is it that hard to say “blue”?
- How are these people able to orgasm at the same time if they’re both virgins and have no idea what they’re doing?
- How are these people able to get like 5 or 6 orgasms in per session? Is this how sex is supposed to work?
|Simon Pegg:||Alright, what shall we do tonight?|
|Zachary Quinto:||Art gallery.|
|Zachary Quinto:||They have good food, why the hell not?|
|Benedict Cumberbatch:||What's a Hooters?|
|Chris Pine:||Get in, loser. We're going shopping.|
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.