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halfbakedrock:

connorkanye:

connorkanye:

WE’RE SOARING

FLYING

THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

CAN YOU GUYS STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMG

/SCREAMING

WHEN I DREAM OF FLYING THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I DO IT OMFG

(Source: queenofthebaras, via mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn)

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cuil-chan:

This is brilliant. So much brilliant!

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wheres-margo:

Turkey, masters of capes and spinning.

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I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT SMUT.

peppermintwinds:

  • What does “curves in all the right places” mean?  What are the right places?  How many curves does this describe?  What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
  • Why do people always smirk before they go down on girls?  Is this the universal I-am-licking-you-in-intimate-places expression?
  • The fuck does turgid even mean?  Whenever I hear this word I picture something to do with fabric.
  • Member?  Member of what?  Member of the I-have-a-dick club?
  • Why is it called his “manhood”?  Is he like a camel, except instead of storing water in a hump, he stores testosterone in his dick?  I can’t imagine that being very effective.
  • Why are her eyes “orbs”?  Seriously, is that the best word you can find to describe them?  Same with “cerulean” - is it that hard to say “blue”?
  • How are these people able to orgasm at the same time if they’re both virgins and have no idea what they’re doing?
  • How are these people able to get like 5 or 6 orgasms in per session?  Is this how sex is supposed to work?

(Source: heretillutopia, via goldenheartedrose)

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How Benedict Cumberbatch Became America's Bitch

Simon Pegg: Alright, what shall we do tonight?
Zachary Quinto: Art gallery.
Benedict Cumberbatch: Minigolf.
Chris Pine: Hooters.
Simon Pegg: YES!
Zachary Quinto: They have good food, why the hell not?
Benedict Cumberbatch: What's a Hooters?
Zachary Quinto: ...
Simon Pegg: ...
Chris Pine: Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
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mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

(Source: humoristics, via the-sauerkraut)

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ghostbees:

“I had hardly expected so dolichocephalic a skull or such well-marked supra-orbital development” is like the worst pick-up line.

ghostbees:

“I had hardly expected so dolichocephalic a skull or such well-marked supra-orbital development” is like the worst pick-up line.

(via j-moriarty)

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